Thursday, July 3, 2008

OMG

Girl you crazy!!!!!

Tell my parents. You might as well say good buy trustfund! Shit bitches are we really doing this? Im not ready. I just broke up wit ladarious cuz hes a jelous trippen bitch who has nothin but sex on his mind. Omg, they gonna think ima lesbian.

we goin to hell yal. My dad will whoop my ass. How are you all doing this? when are we doing this> I cant handle this. I needa call destani.

- black leopard pussy cat

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Tuesday, July 1, 2008

amazing

Hey girlz!

My nasty ass Ladarious found out about Destani. Shes cummin up in like a few days and he was all like, "yo, let me get a piece of that.." Ah - should i get ride of him? Destani and i ain't done nothing cept for making out and shit. We mostly just look at cosmo, but shes cute in a way i never thought girls could be you know? HAhah lets just hope my daddy don't find out tho. (he runs the local church on the weekend). Heathens!!! 

Whatever, im stressed, im going to go get me a smoothie and get my nails did. I'm meetin up with my girl shamika today. Her ghetto ass will be glad to see me. I got some gossip to tell her!!! Mostly that i saw her mama wit another man...ooooooooooooooooh let me tell you, gots to love the gossip. 

L8ter pussy cats!

NISHA

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Friday, June 27, 2008

first post

Hey biatches!!!

My name is L'taquanisha Jackson. Thats right, get over it. I go by Nisha tho. My girls kno my rule, so if you can't pronounce it, dont say it. I love me some fried chicken and black eyed peas, and cake, and some of them snickerdoodle shit. Anyways, my rich ass parents thought it would be a "good investment" to send me to some rainbow fat school cult shit and i was like WHAT, AH HELL NO!!!! .
I mean, before i went tho i had to look good, so i got my did and my nails tamed. Let me tell you tho, they was like arresting my ass as soon as i got there cuz they found some butter i was hidding in my pack. There ain't no way you can make no bacon without some real butter, you know?!!?. Anyways, thats when i mets my girl friend. Her name is Destani. She was hiddin some cholocate up in her backpack and let me tell you, she will neva run outta cholocate as long as im around! We was the only black girls there tho. Thats some segregation shit happenen right there.
I mean, i lost some weight over the weeks and when i came home my boyfriend was all up on me. My Black ass aint no wal-mart where you can get whatever you want whenever you want. Destani's commin to visit next week. If Ladarious dont step up and stop being a playa his ass is dumped. I gotta go now, there some cookies downstairs calling my name.

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